You Can Purchase Anti-Capitalism Sweatshirts at Walmart

There’s so much wrong with this I don’t know where to begin….

First off, Antifa are a bunch of fucking assholes with a higher sense of entitlement than they do job skills. They’re not fighting fascists they are the fascists. Awwww, you mad you can’t get a job out of college with your gender studies degree so now you want to take other people’s shit that they’ve earned? Fuck off commie and just make me my mocha latte.

Secondly, I thought Walmart was home to cheap shit? $25 plus dollars for a black sweatshirt made in Mexico ain’t cheap. I’d call for a boycott of Walmart but the only people that still shop there probably can’t read this blog…

Thirdly (is that a word?) I can’t believe there’s a “handbook” for this shit. My kingdom to have thought of it first just to write one in satire dry enough they wouldn’t know it was a parody.

Oh, and in case you start yelling “fake news” here’s the link if you don’t believe me….

1 thought on “You Can Purchase Anti-Capitalism Sweatshirts at Walmart”

  1. So it’s an anti-capitalism shirt sold through capitalism by big business with a huge markup to stick it to the spoiled rich kids who want communism yet are promoting capitalism by purchasing an anti-fascist T-shirt?

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