Top 25 Banned Names People Tried Naming Their Baby

There are a lot of awful names people have named their kids over the decades, but some are so bad that the government stepped in to ban them….

1. Hitler (Australia, Germany, Mexico)

2. Batman (Australia, Mexico)

3. Allah Akbar (Sweden)

4. Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (pronounced Albin, Sweden)

5. Anal (New Zealand)

6. Dickhead (Australia)

7. * (New Zealand)

8. Circumcision (Australia, Mexico)

9. Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii (New Zealand)

10. 4Real (New Zealand)

11. Spinach (Australia)

12. Osama Bin Laden (Germany)

13. Nutella (France)

14. Metallica (Sweden)

15. Scrotum (Mexico)

16. Sex Fruit (New Zealand)

17. Facebook (Mexico)

18. @ (China)

19. Infant (Arkansas)

20. Pieandsauce (Australia)

21. Panties (Australia)

22. Fish and Chips/Twins (New Zealand)

23. Anus (Denmark)

24. Yeah Detroit (New Zealand)

25. Satan (New Zealand)

Strangely, as picky as New Zealand seems to be most of the time they did let someone name their kid Number 16 Bus Shelter….no word on how much they hate their parents yet.

Also, Saudi Arabia bans completely normal names like Elaine because they’re too “western” while Mexico banned Rambo…which honestly, might a kick ass boys name….comparably.

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