Now, I know when I think of things I’d like to smell like…the first thing that comes to my mind is a used up old porn star. So move over Elizabeth Taylor, because Stormy Daniels is coming out with her own line of skank stank…and we’re all taking guesses as to what it might smell like.
1. Old Catcher’s Mitt
2. Sperm and Cocaine
3. Hot Dog Water
4. An Indian Call Center in the Middle of Summer
5. Fraternity House on Sunday Morning
6. Charlie Sheen
7. Shrimp Boat Deck
8. Moist Dollar Bills and Glitter
9. Raisin Cave Musk……no, I’m not going to guess and I’m definitely not going to google image it.
10. The Dumpster behind Planned Parenthood
Actually, it’s going to be called “Truth” and it’s going to be “gender neutral.”
Which basically translates into “No one, man nor woman wants to smell like it…”
You guys certainly had a lot of fun with this one…