People are Cooking with Human Shit…

Sure, why the fuck not at this point…

These guys make early morning grate scrape duties at the barn look like a breeze.

A company in Kenya is turning human feces into cooking fuel. And bless their heart, I know it’s good for the environment and they promise that it’s completely sanitized but…..

…its still kind of fucking gross. I think I’m more bothered that it’s human and not even mine, honestly. Aren’t we supposed to have an inherent aversion to our own shit for an important reason? Even if you’re sanitizing the shit out of it (see what I did there?) it still can’t be healthy for the workers spraying excrement out of a fire house like a gas station toilet after 10 questionably made tacos, a box of raisins, and 3 cups of coffee….

It’s one thing I never understood about those German scat porns…I get violently ill from a buffet cause some dirty little kid stuck his hands in there but these guys can just eat a shit sandwich with a side of butt McNuggets and they’re still alive? How? But I digress…

“Wow Bob, your human dung beetles have been hard at work! Nice tie!” “Thanks, I’ve got a hot date tonight with Lucy from shit acquisitions…”

Well, you know somewhere out there the newest hipster restaurant in LA just got an idea…

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