In “Communism is Awesome” news, a recent North Korean defector who was being treated for gun shot wounds in the ass, armpit, knee, shoulder, among other “unnamed wounds” (fucker was having a pretty bad day) discovered he was also infested with the largest parasitic worms they’d ever seen.
This is apparently a “thing” since half of those that defect end up being treated for butt worms. The only thing that shocked the doctor was the sheer size of them, almost a fucking foot long. Let me save you the nightmare and tell you that you won’t find any pics of it in Google image. The closest you’ll find is this…
That’s some poor guy’s asshole by the way…ugh, it’s like living spaghetti.
This stems from their dictator…
(Yea, this fat fuck isn’t skipping any meals) telling his people to fertilize their crops with their own shit which they call “night soil” (by the way, that’s the best euphemism for a human Mcnugget I’ve ever heard) because they lack, you know, chemical fertilizer and livestock (non human) shit.
Num num num num….
The only thing else in that guy’s stomach were some corn kernels. Like starving isn’t bad enough you’ve got to have a butt full of itchy hitchhikers stealing the minimal amount of nutrition you get. And this guy was a SSGT, imagine what the privates are eating….hey there’s a reason they’re shorter than their genetically similar buddies to the south.
Feel free to send this link to any of your asshole friends that think socialism and communism is great, or my favorite “hasn’t really been tried…”
Man, they’re so happy since they got de-wormed just for the Olympics!