Breaking News: Same Feminists Upset that Makeup’s a “Tool of the Patriarchy” Upset Over an App that Removes It

Yea, you read that right…

After years of complaining about unrealistic beauty standards and the pressure put on by men to look just like celebrities on a magazine after a team of professionals and photoshoppers work on them…feminists are now upset by an app that digitally removes makeup from pictures and renders how they’d look naturally. The fucking horror, I know…

Ah, the fucking Huffington Post. Shameless hypocritical leftist offended circle jerk Huffington Post…

What is the male equivalent? Probably all that fun you had putting makeup on men on an app that did the opposite.

It’s cool to put men in drag but it’s sexist to see what female celebrities look like naturally? Getting upset is always a one way hypocritical street for SJWs, isn’t it?

And by “upset” I mean they’re comparing it to a “violent act…..”

He looks like a douche and 15 whole likes? Yea, you’re popular as shit, beta bro…

The app is also under fire (and by that I mean hysterical perpetual offendedness by the left) for “white washing.” Because…..sometimes it changes the skin tone….and remember, there’s nothing more evil to them then being white I guess….except for the times it made people darker. I can’t keep fucking track of the ridiculous I swear…

Oh c’mon, lighter skin isn’t what makes someone more attractive, but changing the lighting and contrast can hide pimples and flaws….ain’t that why you girls are in love with those stupid animal filters on Snapchat?

And no one they tested it on even looks “lighter” in their own post about it….

I also love this graph they show, asking people if women use makeup to “trick people into thinking they’re more attractive than they really are…”

First off, fuck yea I wear makeup to trick people into thinking I’m more attractive then I am. That’s the fucking point of makeup. You think I reapply lipstick 10,000 times on a night out and constantly scrape it off my teeth because it’s just so much fucking fun to do? No, I put on this charade everyday and it’s not just to “impress random men” either. It’s that you can’t hang out with people without them taking a million pics and posting it…and they only give a shit about how they look in the photo…I’m the one that’s got to see the awful pics under my google image the rest of my life.

But I digress, my favorite comment of all is this broad that claims her “boyfriend” broke up with her over the app…

No he didn’t bitch, I highly doubt you had a “boyfriend” in the first place. Unless you sleep in a kabuki mask every night your dude knows what you really look like, and if he cares that much about makeup he’s probably not into chicks anyway.

I do love this guy though…

He figured out that if you keep running the picture through the app it’ll turn you into a zombie…

See? That’s the spirit. Have fucking fun with technology instead of needing to find something to bitch about every day.

Like this guy….

1 thought on “Breaking News: Same Feminists Upset that Makeup’s a “Tool of the Patriarchy” Upset Over an App that Removes It”

  1. I think you need to change your picture… it’s not lonely on ‘easily offended island’; it’s over populated. That’s what makes them all so angry, irritable, and easily offended!

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