A Collection of the Grossest Cakes You Can’t Unsee

While doing research for another article I stumbled upon a whole series of bleeding anus cakes….

…which I had no idea was even a “thing.” It quickly led me down a rabbit hole of disgusting cakes I cannot unsee…and now neither can you.

There’s a whole series of disturbing baby shower cakes….

Like Cabbage Patch dolls weren’t creepy enough….

Why’s it blue?

Oh it’s a girl? I can totally tell….

These parents apparently gave birth to a gnome…

Happy breach baby C-section cake?

Head cakes?

Spinal cord cakes?

GI tract cakes….

Pop the pimple cakes…

Happy festering wound on your birthday cake?

Toilet cakes…

The stuff that goes into the toilet cakes….

Roadkill cakes….

Prostate check cakes….

Passover cakes?

Terrifying clown cakes…

Coming of age cakes?

Dead bird cakes?

The fuck even is this?

I know what you’re thinking…there’s no way that’s a real cake….

Oh but it is……it fucking is.

You’re welcome….

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